First and foremost, thank you SO much to everyone who gave me advice on my OP, especially /u/mightybonk, /u/wotmate, and /u/shazz1054. Thanks also to /u/DasNocti for some genuinagely sage advise on how to carry ourselves after this situation is all squared away. /u/TheMurrizzle also gave me a good laugh in a shitty situation with their “Rachel can get fucked” line, so thanks for that too 😛 But truly; from the bottom of my heart, thank you to everyone who commented with advice, anecdotes, links to relevant information or even those who gave a simple “fuck them!” of solidarity. Every comment was very appreciated and read aloud to GF and family during what would have been a far more stressful weekend, had it not been for this subreddit. Now that that’s all said and done, onto the actual update! Against all odds and expectations, a locksmith did actually come out to
