I am not Erica. I live in the valley, so I’m really okay with noise and bottles and puke. However, you’ve been screaming “Erica” to at least 6 units for the last half hour and it’s not going well. Erica is either not home, fucking someone else, or completely sick of your shit. You’re not Lloyd Dobler, you’re not being romantic; you’re just being a pain in the ass who has had too much to drink and is making a fool of himself. So, really, mate, shut the fuck up and go home. Or go to a bar and pick up a chick, have a million drinks – I don’t care. At this point, Erica hates you and is embarrassed by you. I’m embarrassed for you. Just please – shut the fuck up. submitted by /u/cuddlepot [link] [comments]
