We are ‘possibly’ opening our home to 4 carefully selected orphan strangers on christmas day. For xmas lunch, beverages, games, the usge xmas day shanans… Must the following: Like/be nice to 1 small person & 1 dog – Husband & wife host will put you on notice if you’re anything but the perfect guest. There will be 2 massively awkward older folk that you can poke as much fun as you like at. Bring a plate & bottle of booze. Have means to leave/get home – no sleep overs. Be warm, friendly, able to interact… No alcoholics – sorry no offence. No Drugs to be brought into the premises or consumed – nothing against party poppers but we gotta be on the same level or what’s the point… Complete the following & ill respond if youve got somewhere to go xmas day… Which would be
