Edit: Yes, of course this is a throwaway. I don’t want anyone to know how bad things are for me right now and I need help. I’ve been here for your ibis memes and all the crazy fun for years now. TURN YOUR LIGHTS ON FOR HELICOPTERS! I have to sell almost all my possessions very quickly and want someone to help me do it. Help me do it and get 10% of the profits. Me: desperate with a house-worth of stuff to offload ASAP before uni starts. You: a student or currently underemployed person who can: *unbox multiple moving boxes to discover hidden treasures to sell. Put the worthless stuff to one side, sell the rest. Possibility of occasional spider. Anti-spider thongs, brooms, spray and tupperware containers provided and they’re not likely but a possibility. Not big ones from what I’ve seen in the storage area. Maybe 50C piece
